Archive for March 20th, 2008

Mar 20 2008

Jerk of the Week

Published by George under Bowl

Here is one of the “things” you have to look out for on the city street. As you can see, I clearly have the light for the crosswalk. But that isn’t good enough for Mr. Gotrocks in his Escalade on his cell phone. He needs the road AND the crosswalk, because he is TOO FLIPPING IMPORTANT to wait on ANYBODY ELSE.

This is a Butthead. Be Wary. Usually found in pretentious vehicles, usually gas hogs (SUV), ignoring laws and putting others are risk. Routinely has a cell phone glued to ear, while sending email on Crackberry and attempting to drive. Extremely selfish and vain. Do not attempt to educate, this lower life form does not have complete gene set, missing humanity and culture chromosomes among others.

Recommended course of action: Photo and document. Post all sightings here so all Humans can recognize and avoid.

Butthead

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